When it comes to crack. Listen to Pee wee?

Its not just wrong it's dead wrong.

THRILL KILL

POWERTHIRST

Powerthirst, fuck gatorade.

Man Gets Ticket After Saving 3 Lives

A man helped push three people out of the path of a pickup truck. He got injured and a then for his good deed got ticketed for JAYWALKING.

What kind of award is that? He was being helpful and helped save lives, yet he gets ticketed for the stupidest thing.

Topless Cafe In Maine

VASSALBORO, Maine -- Cup size has more than one meaning at a new central Maine coffeehouse.

Servers are topless at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, which opened its doors Monday on a busy road in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, "Over 18 only." Another says, "No cameras, no touching, cash only."

On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.

The coffee shop raised the ire of dozens of residents when it went before the town planning board last month. Town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.

500 lbs. of Pot Seized from Rapper Fabolous' Tour Bus

No joke!

Arkansas police found 500 lbs. of marijuana on rapper Fabolous' tour bus.

WTF?

Besides a dealer, who rolls with 500 lbs. of pot?!

The lyric spitter was not on the bus at the time of the bust.

Two men, who we assume worked for Fab, were arrested at the scene.

They apparently told the cops that the rapper had loaded the marijuana into one of the bus's locked compartments, as well as close to $6,500 in cash, which was also confiscated at the time of the pot seizure.

According to the bus driver, the bus was returning from NBA All-Star Weekend in Phoenix. The bus was allegedly escorting Fabolous to Boston to pick up a rapper whose name he couldn't recall.

Uh huh!

It's unknown if Arkansas police found and/or brought Fabolous in for questioning.

Crazy stuff!

Octo's New Option -- Porn or Diapers?!

There is a serious effort underway to block OctoMom from taking a million dollar offer to do porn -- except the opposition is coming from a rival XXX company!

Fearing that Nadya Suleman "will become the subject of endless ridicule and scorn," the president of Pink Visual has offered Octo a "full year's worth of diapers" if she keeps her baby maker where it belongs ... fully covered and far away from any type of recording device.

In a letter sent to Octo, morally righteous Pink Visual warns, "There's a great deal of stigma attached to being a porn star" and that Octo needs to think "in the best interest of your children." For once.

So what's it gonna be? Do porn ... and get a million bucks, health insurance and benefits -- or keep it covered ... so you can keep your kids clean?

WOW who would even want to see her nude shes probablly all flabby and disgusting looking. Shit though its a million bucks GO OCTO MOM DO PORN though I will not be watching hahahhaa

$1000 Dollar Bill

Ran Across this story today and have never seen a 1000 dollar bill



hmm anyone wanna sell me a thousand dollar bill for 5 singles? Anyone?

BREAKING NEWS Rihanna pregnant

Here’s what Star Magazine is reporting:

Just days before the terrifying incident, [Rihanna] had consulted an ob-gyn after confiding in close friend that she believed she was pregnant.

“Rihanna was afraid to tell Chris about it because she was sure he didn’t want to have a baby, “says a source … [but] on Jan 26, Rihanna, wearing dark sunglasses, a black off-the=shoulder top, black pants and black boots, had a scheduled appointment at the office of Dr. Gregory Ewertz in Cedars-Sinai Medical center.

Here’s the National Enquirer:

”Oh, my God, I could lose the baby!”

Rihanna has told pals that horrifying thought raced through her mind as her boyfriend Chris Brown brutally beat her – because she thinks she is pregnant…

Rihanna had missed her period and told friend that she thought she was pregnant. But when she told Chris he didn’t want to talk about it and was in sort of denial.”

Star broke the story and you can read it HERE

Halt Foreclosure

Say these 3 little words and it may halt your foreclosure: PRODUCE THE NOTE

Get your free SUB @ Quiznos

You better act FAST! Quiznos is giving out 1 Million Free SUBS. All you have to do is give them your name and Email address and thats it. So go now and get yours HERE

Potato items recalled

Potatoes are on the list of items being recalled now.

Several potato products that may be contaminated with listeria monocytogenes have been pulled from the shelves of Giant Food and Stop & Shop supermarkets, the Associated Press reported.

The products are 20 oz. bags of Simply Potatoes Shredded Hash Browns, Simply Potatoes Homestyle Slices and Simply Potatoes Red Potato Wedges. The products, which have "use by" dates ranging from March 29 to April 3, 2009, were recalled by Northern Star Co., a subsidiary of food processor Michael Foods Inc.

Thats a bummer I really liked Simpy Potatoes To read more on the story click Here

Free Pancakes tomorrow on Fat Tuesday at IHOP

Thats right! Tomorrow is Fat Tuesday or also known as Mardi Gras. It is also National Pancake day. IHOP restaurants will celebrate the day by offering guests a free short stack of buttermilk pancakes, while asking for donations to the Children's Miracle Network program at Children's Hospital of Wisconsin. IHOP nationwide hopes to raise $1 million to benefit children's hospitals and other charities. To read the full story click here


I just might go and get myself some free pancakes tomorrow. yummmm sounds good no?

to find an IHOP near you visit their website at IHOPS Site

Mac's, its a computer, not a social movement, asshole

This graph explains and pretty much sums up what I think.


-Cheers

Picture of Rihanna beaten up by chris brown

Here is the picture of Rihanna right after being beaten up by Chris Brown boooo!!! I guess the damage was way worse than this after the swelling begun. They say they might be charging chris brown with attempted murder.

All I can say is good! No man should do this.

Russian Roulette Beer Bong Only Good for Irresponsible Frat House Fun

I dont know about you guys but this looks fun!

The Russian Roulette Beer Bong is an amusing party gadget that encourages the worst kind of irresponsible drinking behavior. You fill the barrel in the center with beer (it holds up to two liters) and then you take turns with your companions at pulling out the bottles underneath it. The right bottle will unleash a torrent of amber pain into the unfortunate puller’s gullet.

No word on price. [Urbantrend via Gizmodo, Craziest Gadgets]

Octo-mom gets forclosed on!

BURN Nadya Suleman burn!
YES! is all I can say. Thank GOD. I hate this bitch and am glad she will have no where to live but inside a cardboard box while her children go to CPS. I hope no tv actor or someone with money gives her any to save her house. PLEASE DON'T

According to papers filed recently, Octo-Granny owes $23,224.98 in overdue mortgage payments on the house she shares with Octo-Mom and her kiddies.

No one has made any payments since May 2008.

So, naturally, on February 5th the mortgage company filed a "Notice of Default and Election to Sell Under Deed of Trust"

Brad Van Pelt passes away

Retired New York Giants linebacker Brad Van Pelt has died of a heart attack tuesday night at age 58. You can read more about brad van pelt Here

How not to Mug Someone

Here is another Stupid Criminal who got his ass kicked and was sentenced to 3 years in jail. I got a good laugh out of it.


How Not To Mug Someone - Watch more Funny Videos

Chimpanzee Attack

Travis the chimpanzee, a veteran of TV commercials, was the constant companion of a lonely Connecticut widow who fed him steak, lobster and ice cream. He could eat at the table, drink wine from a stemmed glass, use the toilet, and dress and bathe himself.

But on Monday, the wild animal in him came out with a vengeance.

The 200-pound animal viciously mauled a friend of his owner before being shot to death by police.

The full story on the Chimpanzee Attack Can be read Here

3 days of pure fun

Another Ebay auction gone wild. Some dude auctions his time for 3 days to scare the shit out of you. I wish it hadn't ended yet...

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it - BOOM!!! There I'll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill.... Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.

Heres the auction